Remember this unexplainable picture?

When I posted the photo it was brought to my attention that it was from a movie called “Funky Forest”. Recently a reader named Lillie sent me a link to that actual scene and I was thrilled because I thought I’d finally figure out what was going on.

Now that I’ve watched the video, I’m even more lost than before.

So now that I’ve seen it, I’m even more disturbed to know that the machine is actually a butthole that gives birth to a small asian man.

I think I’m officially done with Funky Forest.

If you thought the last Playstation from Japan was bulky and ugly, take a look at this original concept art.

I’d say we’re lucky they went with the current look because this is going to haunt my dreams.

What exactly he is rapping about is unclear since I do not speak chinese but I’m assuming it’s the Olympics due to the rings colored into his hair and his fashionable dragon-themed 2008 glasses.

Either that, or he’s rapping about the new Chinese cabs that have license plates that say fresh and also include dice in the mirror.

Teamwork.

That’s what it’s all about.

I can understand the danger of a rogue train.

There is understandable fear when you think of an out of control elevator.

An escalator on the other hand…

It’s really as simple as turning around and walking off.

But not in Japan as it seems at least 20 people were injured with one even breaking a leg. I’m pretty sure if they had a “personal space rule” it could have been avoided.

It’s as easy as this…

This vehicle would make divorce a lot easier.

Leave it to the Japanese to invent a car that splits in half to prevent everyday accidents involving men with microphones standing in the middle of streets.

Motivational…not very.

Racially Insensitive…kinda.

Funny…absolutley!

 Asians are so polite…even when they want you to fall down.

Now this is pure energy.

Guest appearance by WWE Superstar John Cena.