This is a video of DJ A Ron performing at Michael Vidal Basement Lounge in Long Beach, California. I was there in 08 when this went down and it was dope. The Michael Vidal Basement Lounge in the Art district is a must stop if your in Long Beach. Check it out.

She’s really working those abs…

Coincidentally, I know exactly what that chair is. It’s called the Hawaii Chair and it is supposed to be a workout product.

There is a reason why the only place you can still find them is in China Town.

Featuring the likeness of the master, Bruce Lee this reastaurant in China should have all other fast food businesses worried.

I know I would choose Kung Fu over Panda Express anyday and I haven’t even eaten there.

Just wait, I’m sure Texas will come out with Chuck Norris Steakhouse any day now but don’t forget, Bruce Lee has beaten him before.

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Forget jail time, these criminals have already paid for their crime.

It’s not yogurt…

It would be hard to imagine this commercial working in the States.

Racism must work because Sony has been putting out a top quality product for years.

And Caucasians are too damn tall.

Karaoke and Japanese.

It goes together like peanut butter and jelly.

Or should I say, fish and rice.

You must hear this beautiful song played by 12 lovely women.

Wait…

That’s not 12 lovely women?

It’s one man?

Oh, What the Asian?!

There is a reason that Heavy Metal never took off in Japan…

It’s this guy’s fault.

Almost as good as the video itself is the (explicit) lyrics :

Too much blood-in my bathroom-too much blood-in my room-too much blood-too much blood-

I kiss the bloody chainsaw-I kiss the bloody axe-too much blood-too much blood…

Somebody whisper in my ear

I washy my hands-over and a over-over and a over- I washy my hands-over and a over over and a ober-

I yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m-a-innocent- I yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m innocent

I was a very ordinary guy-I just a ordinary human being-

I killed him-I I-a-I-Kilt him-I washy my hands-over and a over-Oba and a oba-

I yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m innocent-I yi yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m innocent-

Too much blood! Too much Blood! Too much blood! Too much blood!

Prison ain’t shit-I never saw anything-prison ain’t shit-prison ain’t shit-he was an empty-empty soul-prison ain’t shit-prison ain’t shit

She said the moment she was born-always-prison ain’t shit

Something didn’t fit-prison ain’t shit

Tell your brother nothing-nothing-nothing-nothing-prison ain’t shit-I washy my hand-ober and a ober-

Too much blood in my batharoom-too much blaaaaaaaaaad!

Please help me-help me from my… hole

Please help me-please take my hand-I washy my hand ober and a ober-I’m fucking innocent-I’m fucking innocent!

Did you know the Chinese didn’t invent the fortune cookie?

Even though it’s served as a Chinese dessert, the fortune cookie’s actual creation is still undecided as a few Japanese have been fighting over who actually invented them. The first reports of the cookie came from the United States in the 1890s or early 1900s.

What is really funny is watching Chinese people try a Fortune Cookie for the first time.

The Asian Louis Vuitton Army has a secret weapon…or two.