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		<title>Fluorescent Bulb Runner</title>
		<link>http://www.whattheasian.com/2008/09/29/fluorescent-bulb-runner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Safety aside, what kind of idiot thinks its a talent to run through light bulbs. They are the flimsiest of all breakables. The goggles are a nice feature but that doesn&#8217;t protect him from the sharp pieces and what I&#8217;m sure is less than safe dust. Anything to get on TV I suppose&#8230; Japanese Dude [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Safety aside, what kind of idiot thinks its a talent to run through light bulbs. They are the flimsiest of all breakables.</p>
<p>The goggles are a nice feature but that doesn&#8217;t protect him from the sharp pieces and what I&#8217;m sure is less than safe dust.</p>
<p>Anything to get on TV I suppose&#8230;</p>
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		<title>KungFu: The Restaurant</title>
		<link>http://www.whattheasian.com/2008/09/15/kungfu-the-restaurant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Featuring the likeness of the master, Bruce Lee this reastaurant in China should have all other fast food businesses worried. I know I would choose Kung Fu over Panda Express anyday and I haven&#8217;t even eaten there. Just wait, I&#8217;m sure Texas will come out with Chuck Norris Steakhouse any day now but don&#8217;t forget, Bruce [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Featuring the likeness of the master, Bruce Lee this reastaurant in China should have all other fast food businesses worried.</p>
<p>I know I would choose Kung Fu over Panda Express anyday and I haven&#8217;t even eaten there.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kungfu3.jpg" title="kf3"><img src="http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kungfu3.jpg" alt="kf3" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kungfu2.jpg" title="kf2"><img src="http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kungfu2.jpg" alt="kf2" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kungfu1.jpg" title="kf1"><img src="http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kungfu1.jpg" alt="kf1" /></a></p>
<p>Just wait, I&#8217;m sure Texas will come out with Chuck Norris Steakhouse any day now but don&#8217;t forget, Bruce Lee has beaten him before.</p>
<p>- <a target="_blank" href="http://superpunch.blogspot.com/2008/09/kungfu-restaurant.html" title="LINK">LINK</a></p>
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		<title>Shouting Vase</title>
		<link>http://www.whattheasian.com/2008/07/14/shouting-vase/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Control your anger&#8230;put it in a vase. When life gets difficult you may just want to scream, but sometimes you aren&#8217;t in a place where that is an option. Though I can&#8217;t understand why anyone would want to pay $79 to scream into a pot. I can see it being useful for someone who has no control [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Control your anger&#8230;put it in a vase.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/shoutvase2.jpg" title="Shout Vase2"><img width="471" src="http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/shoutvase2.jpg" alt="Shout Vase2" height="180" style="width: 471px; height: 180px" /></a></p>
<p>When life gets difficult you may just want to scream, but sometimes you aren&#8217;t in a place where that is an option.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/shoutvase1.jpg" title="Shout Vase1"><img width="471" src="http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/shoutvase1.jpg" alt="Shout Vase1" height="175" style="width: 471px; height: 175px" /></a></p>
<p>Though I can&#8217;t understand why anyone would want to pay $79 to scream into a pot. I can see it being useful for someone who has no control over the tone of their voice but this thing doesn&#8217;t even stop sound completely, it only softens it.</p>
<p>You can find this product at the link below but I can sell you a dirty sock and some duct tape even cheaper with a guarantee that you will get the same results.</p>
<p>- <a target="_blank" href="http://www.kilian-nakamura.com/catalog/shouting-vase-holds-your-anger-p-293.html?a_aid=7aaad3d9" title="Japan Trend Shop">Japan Trend Shop</a></p>
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		<title>Tea Time with a Mugger</title>
		<link>http://www.whattheasian.com/2008/07/08/tea-time-with-a-mugger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What to do when faced with a knife-wielding criminal? Offer them tea. That&#8217;s what a Japanese woman did in when confronted by this armed assailant. TOKYO (Reuters) &#8211; The 30-year-old Tokyo woman was walking along a corridor in her apartment building with her daughter on Monday when a man brandishing a knife demanded money, the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What to do when faced with a knife-wielding criminal?</p>
<p>Offer them tea.</p>
<p><a href='http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/burglar.jpg' title='burglar'><img src='http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/burglar.jpg' alt='burglar' /></a></p>
<p>That&#8217;s what a Japanese woman did in when confronted by this armed assailant.</p>
<blockquote><p>TOKYO (Reuters) &#8211; The 30-year-old Tokyo woman was walking along a corridor in her apartment building with her daughter on Monday when a man brandishing a knife demanded money, the Asahi newspaper said.</p>
<p>When the housewife told him she had none, the man barged into her apartment. Hoping to calm him, the woman made the thief a cup of tea, whereupon he put his knife away and began a 20-minute monologue about his life.</p>
<p>The woman then gave the man 10,000 yen (47 pounds) and ran outside to call the police from a pay phone, the report said.</p>
<p>Police rushed to the scene, but the thief had fled and is still being sought.</p></blockquote>
<p>Personally, I would have offered tea, followed by a shot of pepper spray and a downward slam with the closest blunt object.</p>
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		<title>What The Asian Is Going On?!</title>
		<link>http://www.whattheasian.com/2008/06/26/what-the-asian-is-going-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
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<category>asian</category><category>costume</category><category>funny</category><category>funny pictures</category><category>humor</category><category>japanese</category><category>movie</category><category>mystery</category><category>schoolgirl</category><category>show</category><category>strange</category><category>weird</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but they never said those words would make any sense. This picture is worth a thousand questions! Does anyone know where this picture came from? Is it a show, a movie or some kind of strange Adult Asian Fetishist magazine? What the hell is the yellow [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but they never said those words would make any sense.</p>
<p>This picture is worth a thousand questions!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/wtastrange.jpg" title="wtastrange"><img src="http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/wtastrange.jpg" alt="wtastrange" /></a></p>
<p>Does anyone know where this picture came from?</p>
<p>Is it a show, a movie or some kind of strange Adult Asian Fetishist magazine?</p>
<p>What the hell is the yellow guy?</p>
<p>Is the girls&#8217; belly button charging the light box or is she being &#8220;drained&#8221;?</p>
<p>Could the tuxedo guy only afford the top half of his suit?</p>
<p>What is the metal contraption on the floor?</p>
<p>Is my head going to explode?</p>
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		<title>Stumblecards: Domo Kun</title>
		<link>http://www.whattheasian.com/2008/02/13/stumblecards-domo-kun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest sensation sweeping the web. ’stumblecards’ are simply an online version of the humble trading card.  What’s so great about ’stumblecards’ is that you never know when you’ll find one. There are many out there to collect so keep your eyes peeled. When you find a card, be sure to bookmark this page or [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><em>The latest sensation sweeping the web. ’stumblecards’ are simply an online version of the humble trading card.  What’s so great about ’stumblecards’ is that you never know when you’ll find one. There are many out there to collect so keep your eyes peeled. When you find a card, be sure to bookmark this page or give it a thumbs up so you can go on to collect them all.</em></p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/stumblecardwta.jpg" title="Domo Kun"><img src="http://www.whattheasian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/stumblecardwta.jpg" alt="Domo Kun" /></a></p>
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		<title>Learn Chinese</title>
		<link>http://www.whattheasian.com/2007/11/26/learn-chinese/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who knew it was this easy? link from -  The Kim Chee Blog &#160;]]></description>
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<p align="center"><strong>Who knew it was this easy?</strong></p>
<p align="center">link from -  <a href="http://www.thekimcheeblog.com/2007/11/16/learn-chinese-in-5-minutes/" title="The Kim Chee Blog" target="_blank">The Kim Chee Blog</a></p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Origami Boulder</title>
		<link>http://www.whattheasian.com/2007/11/08/origami-boulder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Origami Boulder From OrigamiBoulder.com Origami, is Japanese art of folding paper. Boulder is round rock. Origami Boulder is wadded up paper! You understand now, dumbo? Then hurry up and buy wadded paper! You see picture at top of site don&#8217;t you? This site about origami boulder very fine wadded paper artwork. I make artwork for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Origami Boulder </strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.origamiboulder.com/bambooboulder.jpg" height="216" width="279" /></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.origamiboulder.com/index.htm" title="OrigamiBoulder.com" target="_blank">OrigamiBoulder.com</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Origami, is Japanese art of folding paper. Boulder is round rock. Origami Boulder is wadded up paper! You understand now, dumbo? Then hurry up and buy wadded paper! You see picture at top of site don&#8217;t you?</p>
<p>This site about origami boulder very fine wadded paper artwork. I make artwork for you and you buy it now. I am famous Internet artist. You find my site didn&#8217;t you?</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Poppy</title>
		<link>http://www.whattheasian.com/2007/11/07/poppy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>McBeard</title>
		<link>http://www.whattheasian.com/2007/11/07/mcbeard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
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