A television show we’ll never see.

But should.

The Shanghai Hilton Hotel in China has their window washers give customers a special show by having them wear Spider-Man costumes while doing their job.

This was only a one-time event but hopefully it will inspire more.

I’m betting they did a “super” job.

“Watashi no namae wa Wolverine desu, bub!”

I guess no one told Asian Wolverine that he’s only supposed to have 3 claws and that they are metal…not wooden chopsticks.

Sumo are deceptively light for their size.

A half-assed Hari Kiri?

Knife catching gone bad?

Someone moved the sushi right as he began?

I don’t know but it doesn’t look good.

I may be a bit rusty on my Asian culture…but is this normal?

Japan.

The only place on Earth where a concert can consist of a large furry animal and a man in a shiny, plastic jumpsuit.

I didn’t think C-3Po could get any creepier until now.

 The Bloods and Crips ain’t got nothing on these girls.

While other gangs might respect their territory, young Asian boys can’t seem to resist the daily beatings.

It’s funny cause he’s Asian!

Now I wish I got some student loans for bad credit to go to college so I could have fun in the dorms.