Racism must work because Sony has been putting out a top quality product for years.

And Caucasians are too damn tall.

Karaoke and Japanese.

It goes together like peanut butter and jelly.

Or should I say, fish and rice.

You must hear this beautiful song played by 12 lovely women.

Wait…

That’s not 12 lovely women?

It’s one man?

Oh, What the Asian?!

There is a reason that Heavy Metal never took off in Japan…

It’s this guy’s fault.

Almost as good as the video itself is the (explicit) lyrics :

Too much blood-in my bathroom-too much blood-in my room-too much blood-too much blood-

I kiss the bloody chainsaw-I kiss the bloody axe-too much blood-too much blood…

Somebody whisper in my ear

I washy my hands-over and a over-over and a over- I washy my hands-over and a over over and a ober-

I yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m-a-innocent- I yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m innocent

I was a very ordinary guy-I just a ordinary human being-

I killed him-I I-a-I-Kilt him-I washy my hands-over and a over-Oba and a oba-

I yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m innocent-I yi yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m innocent-

Too much blood! Too much Blood! Too much blood! Too much blood!

Prison ain’t shit-I never saw anything-prison ain’t shit-prison ain’t shit-he was an empty-empty soul-prison ain’t shit-prison ain’t shit

She said the moment she was born-always-prison ain’t shit

Something didn’t fit-prison ain’t shit

Tell your brother nothing-nothing-nothing-nothing-prison ain’t shit-I washy my hand-ober and a ober-

Too much blood in my batharoom-too much blaaaaaaaaaad!

Please help me-help me from my… hole

Please help me-please take my hand-I washy my hand ober and a ober-I’m fucking innocent-I’m fucking innocent!