What The Asian Is Going On?!
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but they never said those words would make any sense.
This picture is worth a thousand questions!
Does anyone know where this picture came from?
Is it a show, a movie or some kind of strange Adult Asian Fetishist magazine?
What the hell is the yellow guy?
Is the girls’ belly button charging the light box or is she being “drained”?
Could the tuxedo guy only afford the top half of his suit?
What is the metal contraption on the floor?
Is my head going to explode?
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Mid says:
If I had a fetish.. .this would be it.. ohhhh yeaaaaa…
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 3:02pm
Alan says:
Funky Forest
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 3:03pm
marvin nubwaxer says:
It’s Japanese. duh. That’s all anyone needs to know.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 3:16pm
mjt says:
it’s incredibly obvious what’s going on.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 3:40pm
alice says:
the yellow thing is a marsupilami/teletubby….. the guy with the upper part of a suite… well…. why can a woman wear short short shorts or micro mini skirt and a guy isn’t encouraged to show the bits beyond his knees…. the metal contraption looks like a lid (a fancy one for that matter) of some sort and the girl… well you proposed the most likely possibilities regarding her situation
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 4:50pm
DrDerek says:
The Movie is called “The Funky Forest”
The whole movie is fucking trippy. I highly recommend a download of it or someting.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 5:43pm
Frankie says:
Haha. I like it better without having any answers for this picture.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 5:52pm
Jer says:
LOL!!! Strange people…
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 5:59pm
Angry Roy says:
this picture was my last christmas card.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 6:27pm
Cracked Teapot says:
the only question I know I can answer correctly is *Yes. Yes, your head is going to explode. Mine will be joining yours soon.* What the Asian!?!
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 6:42pm
garga l says:
Clearly, the yellow man is Tai-Shenko, the human man-sperm. The tuxedo guy whose name is Bahngshui is the conductor of the shrinker machine (the device on the floor) which will make Tai-Shenko to be small enough to go into the inseminator. The inseminator is connected by pneumatic tube to the womb of the fair maiden Sakuri-Mai. After Tai-shenko has been processed by the shrinker and inserted into the inseminator, he will travel through the pneumatic tube into Sakuri’s womb, wherein he will engage the ovulated egg Ayaka and grow to be the golden boy Yuudai, who will reign in perpetual youth and bring peace and prosperity to all of the world’s peoples. Clearly.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 6:49pm
rachel says:
its from a movie called “funky forest”. you should look it up, it’s really weird.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 7:03pm
Not Katsuhito Ishii says:
To answer your questions:
1) This came from a movie called Funky Forest
2) The yellow guy is a man with a long, furry penis
3) The man in the suit is able to reach into the girl’s belly button by way of the anus-esque contraption box.
4) Presumably.
5) The covering to the back of the box behind tuxedo man.
6) You should really track down this movie.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 7:07pm
kaufax says:
I dunno i think your out of luck. shit.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 7:13pm
Master_Taco says:
Holy crap! That is really fuckin’ creepy…
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 7:44pm
RogueBullet says:
dude the thing going into her belly is a camera as you can see by the video feed on the box
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 7:59pm
Ron Jeremy says:
I think you’re thinking about it a little too *hard*.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 8:01pm
Matt says:
I can answer three of those. The yellow guy is a teletubby piniata The guy seems to be wearing cut of tuxedo pants, and yes, your head is going to explode
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 8:04pm
Eddie Starr says:
Honestly? I have no clue, but this photograph made me laugh! (a lot) So whatever is going on, as long as no one is being hurt or held agianst their will, let it continue.
Maybe they are trying to invent the next Japanese “IT” product? (lol)
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 8:42pm
acire says:
omg! what IS it?
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 8:45pm
steve says:
The door on the floor is to hell, where all you hear for eternity is Kenny G and Michael Bolton and Celine Dion and George W. Bush Speeches, the guy in the tuxedo top is tripping on acid and the girl with the tube to the lightbox is showing us her guts, while the yellow thing with a tail is merely a figment of your imagination! It’s not really there…
Boom.
Your head just exploded.
Cool site, by the way.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 9:24pm
Squirrel says:
i have no idea what’s going on but the yellow guy looks like a teletubbie.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 9:37pm
Mike says:
Talk about needing a context…….
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 9:50pm
Nurta says:
My guess is a porn movie as the yellow thing has a giant penis, the guy has no pants on, and the girl is wearing a school girl outfit. I think that the equipment is going to electrocute her or something so they can rape her or something.
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 @ 11:44pm
makur0 says:
This is from Funky Forest.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0451829/
Thursday, 3 July 2008 @ 2:18am
Jwjr says:
bizzare…. love it.
Thursday, 3 July 2008 @ 4:27am
Connor says:
Oh god, I laughed for like five minutes straight at this. . . good find.
Thursday, 3 July 2008 @ 5:42am
supercovert says:
What i want to know is why is tuxedo man in his undies…….EWWWW quick …….stumble…………STUMBLE!!!!!
Thursday, 3 July 2008 @ 6:15am
ZekeO says:
I think that you are asking a question that is impossible to answer. If they are Japanese anything is possible, just look at some of their shows on youtube. Freaking crazy.
Thursday, 3 July 2008 @ 7:19am
John says:
It’s from the movie “Funky Forest” (aka, Naisu No Mori).
Thursday, 3 July 2008 @ 8:32am
mik says:
the mind boggles
Thursday, 3 July 2008 @ 8:57am
slipperylobster says:
i dunno either…
Thursday, 3 July 2008 @ 10:05pm
Michael says:
This is a photo from my family’s Father’s day get together. My dad is a little jaundiced from drinking too much over the years. I had just spilled cranberry juice on my pants (they’re drying just out of frame) and my sister was having problems with her electronic stomach clamp (with the surgery she lost over 123 lbs!).
A fun time was had by all.
I just can’t remember why we’re all Asian in the picture.
Friday, 4 July 2008 @ 12:28am
Sean says:
is that girl about to strip off or something?
Friday, 4 July 2008 @ 1:06pm
Richard Mongler says:
I was looking at this, and contemplating jerking off and my mom got scared and said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.”I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
Saturday, 5 July 2008 @ 12:11am
MC says:
This post won my blog’s weekly “Pageant of the Transmundane” for the strangest thing I’ve seen in the blogging village in the past 7 days.
http://rantocracy.blogspot.com/2008/07/week-8-pageant-of-transmundane.html
Saturday, 5 July 2008 @ 11:48am
Failsafe says:
Funky Forest, you say?
I need to see this… but I suppose it’ll be easier to reach Kevin Bacon than to get a hold of this test of sanity.
Saturday, 9 August 2008 @ 2:05pm
Terry says:
THIS IS MY FETISH! DO NOT PERSECUTE ME!
Sunday, 10 August 2008 @ 11:26pm
Lillie says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPsd5BhDNu4
Gotta love weird asian things !!
Thursday, 21 August 2008 @ 1:22am
yes this is what i did last summer... says:
HEY! How the hell did you get a picture of my honeymoonin tokyo?
Monday, 10 November 2008 @ 8:42pm
Fetisch says:
looks like a fetisch session
Saturday, 30 May 2009 @ 3:51am