The comedian Yoshio Kojima appears in his trademark “skimpy swimsuit” for Sangaria Ice Crystal Drink.

As if the outfit Kojima is wearing isn’t strange enough, the pink ice crystal beverage would make me think twice before drinking.

Appearances can be deceiving.

You think American police have too much power when dealing with suspects?

Then you should really feel bad for this Japanese police officer who was just assaulted by junior high school girls.

KASUKABE, Saitama Prefecture–Three 14-year-old girls were arrested here after they allegedly assaulted a pair of police officers who had admonished them for riding double on their bicycles.

The melee erupted when a police sergeant, 44, stopped two junior high school girls on a bike around 5:10 p.m. Saturday. One of the girls shoved the officer and said, “The cops can’t do anything.” Her friend then kicked him in the leg, police said.

A second officer was preparing to take the juveniles to a police station when another pair of girls, also riding double, rode up. One of the new arrivals cursed the policeman and spit in his face. The alleged assailant was also arrested.

Really though, what are you gonna do, taser them?

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A half-assed Hari Kiri?

Knife catching gone bad?

Someone moved the sushi right as he began?

I don’t know but it doesn’t look good.

America isn’t the only one.

The world would be much funnier if people acted like this when handing you a business card.

Bikinis, zombies, gore, swords, action, violence, guns… this video has it all.

Ultra Man probably should have checked the batteries in his weapon before taking on the monster attacking his homeland.