This is the most powerful Sumo match in the history of the sport.

So intense, that it splits the Earth in two.

I may be a bit rusty on my Asian culture…but is this normal?

I have no idea what this is, but I can’t stop watching it.

There is the obvious joke here that involves Japanese women and tentacles but it’s been done so much.

Besides, there is nothing wrong with a woman showing a little sympathy to a whiny octopus with skin trouble.

Think of it as the mouse and the lion who had a thorn in its paw. Maybe now that the woman has helped the octopus, she won’t be physically assaulted.

What time is it?

It’s time for a bath.

A Jack-In-The-Box is used to scare an owl that has a strange defense mechanism.

It transforms into what looks like a cat.

Japan.

The only place on Earth where a concert can consist of a large furry animal and a man in a shiny, plastic jumpsuit.

I didn’t think C-3Po could get any creepier until now.

No, it’s an old Japanese version of Spiderman.

But after the last effort, I would consider watching this before I sit through another American Spiderman movie.

This guy makes the comb-over an art form!